An Expedition to Hunt EVIL is now EVIL Hunting the Expedition. “The Yeti” reviewed! (Well Go USA Entertainment / Blu-ray)

“The Yeti” Stomping Its Way onto Blu-ray!

Alaska, 1947 – an oil tycoon’s expedition goes missing after the team doesn’t report to the return boat and a SOS is transmitted days later.  The oilman’s son gathers his own team of uniquely skilled experts to track down the whereabouts of his father and the rest of the missing expedition.  Ellie Bannister, a washed out of cartographer and explorer, is hired to lead the trip because her estranged father Hollis was a part of the first expedition.  Despite her own self-doubting hesitations, Ellie agrees to aid her services but when they arrive, they’re met with a force of evil long thought of urban legend.  One-by-one, they’re being picked off, chewed apart, and spat out in a heap of blood and guts as the creature after them is hunting them down as intruders and pillagers of their snowy forest land.  It’s up to Ellie and the remaining survivors had to contact the boat in the midst of a storm in order to escape with their lives and bodies still intact. 

Horror films about the Abominable Snowman, or even his forestry cousin Big Foot, are always hit or miss, with most of them being duds that don’t do the urban legendary big fellas justice.   And don’t even get me started on those grandiose-embellished documentaries.  Co-writers-and-directors Gene Gallerano and William Pisciotta are taking their shot on the snowy sasquatch with their latest 2026 film, “The Yeti.”  The film is Gallerano and Pisciotta’s first feature length film after having a decent, more than a decade’s worth of short film credits to their name.  The U.S. production builds snowy, forest-filled stages inside Buffalo, New York’s Buffalo FilmWorks to double as the harsh, snowy landscape of Alaska, avoiding long and wide shots in full light to make it more claustrophobic while and contained to effectively represent a location in the 49th state. Torfoot Films and Hardscrabble Film Company serve as the film studios with Johnathan Browniee (“Satanic Panic”), Frank Coppola (“Givers of Death”), Ross Meyerson, and Romano Natale producing. 

“The Yeti” is compromised of an ensemble cast of mostly rescue expeditioners heading into the unknown parts of Alaska to make contact with another expedition team who fell off the radar.  The story is female-led by Brittany Allen (“Jigsaw,” “What Keeps You Alive”) as an afraid of failure Ellie Bannister with haunted history and a bum leg due to polio.  Though deeply flawed in a traditional sense, this doesn’t stop Bannister from accepting the position of expedition leader and cartographer-explorer and while Bannister is rising to the challenges to meet her character arc, Allen doesn’t exude the attributes of heroism with freezing in fear, drifting off with music, and never really coming toe-to-toe with the titular villain and, instead, having more complex conversations and actions with her estranged father as part of a rekindling process.  The rest of her team shows more guts – literally and figuratively – without much of a backstory to them and that wastes the potential to have some sort of strong feelings toward their characters, such as war vet Leander Coates (Linc Hand, “The Other Side”)) who wears a half-mask painted with a crude imitation of a human face, Daniel ‘Dynamate’ Hewitt (Gene Gallerno) as a spacy, good ol’boy drunk and explosive expert, Booker (Jim Cunnings, “Halloween Kills”) as the silent and stoic radio ma, Merriell Sunday (Eric Nelsen, “Nightmare Cinema”) as the missing Tycoon’s son who either has a hidden agenda or has ants in his pants, Margaret Lamb (Christina Bennett Lind, “Calico Skies”) as an animal expert who doesn’t get to use much of her skills and knowledge, and Belle Parker (Elizabeth Cappuccino, “Super Dark Times”) as…well…I don’t really know, assistant to the Tycoon’s son possibly?  Parker’s contribution to the expedition team is never really explained.  The film rounds out with two big hitters in Corbin Bersen (“Major League”) as the oil Tycoon who does have a hidden agenda and William Sadler (“The Shawshank Redemption”) as Ellie’s father trying to stop that agenda. 

Yeti centric stories should exhibit the ugliest, ferocious, hairiest, tallest, and meanest, white furred primate to ever walk the Earth in folklore.  “The Yeti” accomplishes that in a modest level that tries to meet eye-to-eye with Ryan Schifrin’s 2006 film “Abominable” that truly does have a ruthless creature in its blood soaked and gory entrails.  Gallerano and Pisciotta’s Yeti, brought to life by Wayne Anderson (“The Predator”) and Ali Gordon (“Hellraiser” ’22), is tall, stringy and matted hair, large mouth with razor teeth, sharp claws, and an overall, an oversized, white gorilla on steroids.  Couple this beast’s design with gory practical effects by Anderson and Gordon as well and you have potential breathing down your neck!  Yet, “The Yeti” fails to impress despite a visually visceral creature and buckets of bloodshed as the story can’t hold the pieces together even in its rudimentary and predictable state.  Characters are never given the opportunity to make an impact, becoming quick Yeti fodder for the sake of impressive on-screen kills – one man eaten in half, another perforated by a claw, and another’s arm is ripped right off as the Yeti compresses his foot down onto his chest.  There’s little to like about the actions taken and the lack of empathy in their behavior that snag “The Yeti’s” success for an indie product that tries, and to the point, succeeds being larger than its creature mythology.  The creature has more depth and understanding, holding onto a rationality universally understandable, while the characters, who are supposed to be the protagonist and principal good guys on the side of nature or humanity are terribly murky to the point trying to relate to them felt futile. 

Well Go USA Entertainment brings Gene Gallerano and William Pisciotta’s “The Yeti” to physical media with an AVC encoded, 1080p Hi-Def resolution, BD25 Blu-ray.  I’m curious why the decision was made for a smaller capacity Blu-ray because aesthetically, “The Yeti” uses low light, fog, has plenty of tenebrous portions that tend to wreak havoc on the compression decoding.  Same can be said here as “The Yeti” suffers from obscurity infractions that reduce the detail considerably.  If looking at the backside of the physical release, as we’ll also go over later, the stills are quite sharp, suggesting the master to have peak quality whereas the Blu-ray sees a reduction in quality.  Joel Froome’s cinematography is an initial mix bag of harsh lighting, black-and-white, and lower color saturation to be more a period pieces of the 1940s-1950s but once the rescue team is out in the field, Froome switches gears quickly to a claustrophic and cold color mise-en-scene that doesn’t expand landscapes, keeping the area tight amongst the trees with poor visibility due to the blizzard-lite conditions.  The film’s aspect ratio is a widescreen 1.78:1.  The release comes with two English audio tracks, a primary DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 and a Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo.  The lossless 5.1 is hands down the option to go with with plenty of atmospherics wind gusts, tree rustles, and off-screen Yeti sounds to build tension and isolation.  Dialogue renders over nice and clear with prominence amongst the rest of the layers.  The soundtrack is also equally balanced and integrated but also camouflages in the background, never really becoming a character itself nor being remarkably memorable.  English and French subtitles are optionally available.  Other than trailers and Well Go USA Entertainment previews, the Blu-ray is a feature-only release with no bonus content or stinger scene.  An O-ring slipcover with a telling image of size and ferocity sheaths the standard Blu-ray Amaray.  The same slipcover image art is also the single-sided sleeve and there are no tangible extras within.  Rated R for bloody violence content and some gore, “The Yeti” Blu-ray from Well Go USA Entertainment has a feature runtime of 93 minutes and is region A locked.

Last Rites: “The Yeti’s” a strong enough entry to viciously vilify the snowbound mythical urban legend but directors Gene Gallerano and William Pisciotta don’t finish the job giving the narrative feeble legs on the stand where it counts as blood and guts alone can’t make an abominable snowman film worth watching.

“The Yeti” Stomping Its Way onto Blu-ray!

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