EVIL Needs a Living, Breathing Vessel to be Destroyed! “The Mortuary Assistant” reviewed! (Acorn Media International / Blu-ray)

Recovering drug addict Rebecca Owens finishes her training as a mortuary assistant with praise from her tutor, the owner of the River Fields Mortuary.  On her first solo assignment, a late-night double embalming, Rebecca finds it unusual she must embalm as well as incinerate the corpses.  The bizarre aspects of the night don’t stop there as the corpses seemingly move in what seems to be very real and frightening hallucinations after she wakes up in her apartment bed.  Her employer, Raymond, owner of the River Fields Mortuary, ensures her what she’s experienced and the visions are very real as a demon possesses the mortuary, easily inhabiting the lifeless bodies but trying to permanently attach itself to one of the livings.  Having been targeted himself, Raymond’s been able to avoid possession by way of ritual but can’t fully banish the demon without Rebecca’s assistant with a reagent formula he must obtain from living people caught in the middle.  As Rebecca returns to the mortuary to try to unlatch herself from the demon’s grasp, she must attempt to capture the demon in a corpse by using her own ritualized-infused blood and then incinerate the corpse to ashes, but the demon won’t go down without a fight. 

Based on the 2022 popular horror role-playing game of the same title that was developed by Brian Clarke of DarkStone Digital and published by DreadXP, the video game department of the horror network and news outlet Dread Central, “The Mortuary Assistant” 2026 film adaptation brings virtual mortician madness to the big screen with all its demonic appurtenances with Clark penning the script alongside co-writer Tracee Beeb and “Slapface” director, Jeremiah Kipp, calling the shots.  The Dread presented movie is released under Dread’s parent company, Epic Pictures Group, since they already own the rights to the video game and attempt to bring the creepy mortuary atmospherics and terrifying twitching corpses from the first-person perspective game to a third person perspective film narrative.  Creative Capital and regular Dread co-production collaborator, Traverse Media, serve as production studios with Patrick Ewald, Jake Heineke, and Cole Payne in the producer role.

The video game characters, Rebecca and Raymond, and you can also through in the demon too, transition to the film with Willa Holland (“Straw Dogs,” “Legion”) as the green Rebecca Owens alone on her first shift, getting her hands dirty with the insides of corpses and dodging demonic aggressions with half-baked rituals and spells by her mortician employer/demon fighter Raymond, played by Paul Sparks (“Headspace”).  Sparks carries himself plainly through what should be a more interesting, puzzling peculiar as a deadpan mortician business owner with a rich background in demonology and a two-bit exorcist.  Instead, rooting for spark in Sparks’ performance can extinguishable hope for Willa Holland who has to carry much of the fanaticism and strength, as well as fear, as a woman battling demons metaphorically and literally, or perhaps literally battling her demons in an off-the-wagon experience that it becomes metaphorical in her own warped mind.  Either way, the game and it’s characters translate to screen one way or another, supported by pawn characters the demon exploits to gain advantage over Rebecca, such as her grandmother (Shelly Gibson) and her drug addict anonymous sponsor (Keena Ferguson Fraiser), to take powerful, matriarchal and influential people in her life, ones who guide a vulnerable woman, and distort them into traps and hellish visions to break down the young mortician’s self-assurance and ability to tell what’s real or not.   “The Mortuary Assistant” rounds out the cast with John Adams, Emily Bennett, Elisa Marti, Mark Steger, Sydney Haner, Brian Clarke, Gabrielle Mathews, Adam Woolley, and Michael W. Crowley.

Having never played the video game, which is widely available on multiple consoles and platforms, such as PlayStation 4 and 5, XBOX One and Series X/S, Windows PC, and Nintendo Switch, the movie has all the hallmarks of what makes people’s fears tick: that innate fear of mortality of your corpse lying motionless on a cold, sterile table, environmental atmospherics of a stormy, dark night, demonic mischief that puppeteers and malevolently toys, paganistic folklore and ritual, the lack of hope, religion, and God, dark shadows and slithers of steely lighting, and an overall sense of cynical dread.  Yet, somehow, “The Mortuary Assistant,” the movie, feels terribly clunky after a satisfying disturbing creepy setup that includes the ghastliness of mortician embalming process.  The story’s second half, and more definitively in its third act, loses traction and falls to pieces in it’s trying to explain too much with too little information of the game’s evolving plotline.  The game works well because of it’s lingering through the narrative, letting fear settle in before unleashing bit-by-bit it’s unearthing of secrets.  The film adaptation rushes through climatic guts to make possible the many several hours’ worth of game endings to be comprehendible in under an hour and half.   Aside from the cliff fall finale, the atmospherics are palpable and the blood and gore, mostly perforating of corpses with a cannula and some of their exposed viscera, has sticky-icky and fleshy texture. 

The Shudder Original presentation comes to UK Blu-ray from Acorn Media International.  The AVC encoded, 1080p hi-def resolution, BD25 is on the smaller side of disc capacity for decoding and with an array of textures – from clammy skin of a corpse to the burnt amber of blood – “The Mortuary Assistant” Blu-ray teeters the meticulous detai line as if it wants to show you all the glossy and gooey innards but can’t quite flesh them out.  No issues with decoding albeit some negative spaces do seem lightly washed and not fully inky to create the possibility of the unknown within the blackness.  The Blu-ray has a 2.35:1 aspect ratio presentation to take the smaller confines of a quaint mortuary and have them seem more imposing and closeups a made to be like the surface of alien planets when covering cold corpses, really blowing up the image in greater, better detail.  The English DTS-HD 5.1 Master Audio provides crystal clear composition of layers with unobstructed and robust dialogue that can reproduce the resonating monotone of Paul Sparks, an eclectic layering of sounds between the storming elements of non-diegetic weather to the transfixing squishiness and cannula friction of the embalming process that can get under your skin, pun intended.  The soundtrack by Jeffrey Alan Jones, who did ADR mixing on “Obsession” as well as compose scores for many indie horrors over the last two decades, is a bit lackluster and doesn’t become its own distinctive character within its pedestrian horror tones.  English SDH and French subtitles are available for selection.  Special features only include a behind-the-scenes featurette on the static menu that goes briefly into the game and the making of the film.  The physical Blu-ray Amaray comes standard with monochrome sleeve art that’s blue and black and barely definable.  There are no other tangible elements in the exterior and interior of the release.  The UK certified 18 release has strong injury detail and has a runtime of 91 minutes in its region B playback only.

Last Rites: “The Mortuary Assistant” is one of those videogame adaptations that probably should have stayed as a videogame. Plenty of atmospheric tropes to make it haunting and spooky, but too many core story elements and not enough cohesive tape to make “The Mortuary Assistant” work.

An EVIL Cult Summons Back “The Hangman” reviewed! (Dread / Blu-ray)

“The Hangman” Now Available on Blu-ray!

Turbulent connecting father and teenage son, Leon and Jesse, retreat to the West Virginia wilderness for a little rekindling before Jesse goes off to college.  Still reeling after his mother’s death five years ago, Jesse blames his father’s inactivity and his rebuff mismanagement of their family’s pain.  The next morning, Jesse has disappeared, the car has been sabotaged, and Leon fears his son might be in the hands of a pair of racist rednecks encountered the day before.  However, what Leon finds himself in the middle of is much worse when a demon summoning cult retrieves The Hangman from the depths of one of Earth’s seven gates of hell and needs a fresh, young, and angst-riddled body to continue his unharnessed hell on Earth.  Jesse becomes the unfortunate soul at stake and it’s up to his father, and a few local God-fearing allies, to try and stop The Hangman’s noose from gripping tighter.

New York City-based director Bruce Wemple has teamed up again with Dread Production to bring another terrifying tale.  The “Monstrous” and “Island Escape” director cowrites the script with frequently collaborator, actor LeJon Woods (“Baby Oopsie:  The Series,” “Island Escape,” to deliver “The Hangman,” a demonic horror thriller that catapults a father and son’s dysfunctionality into the throes of Hell.  Filmed in the rural regions of upstate New York, doubling as the rural Appalachian wilderness of West Virginia, which makes filming having occurred likely around the Adirondack Mountains instead, “The Hangman” carries with it a longstanding racial infamy attached to a father’s supernatural pickle, being the middle of a demon conjuring cult and the lynching-loving demon itself.  Traverse Terror productions, a division of executive producers Cole Payne Traverse Media, in association with Dread Presents sees executive producer Patrick Ewald from the Epic Pictures Group back “The Hangman” feature while Daniel Booker and Vincent Conroy coproduce.

LeJon Woods not only cowrites the script but the actor for Cleveland, Ohio essentially customizes the role of the father, Leon.  What starts as a man looking to just escape into the great outdoors quickly closes in around him as he feels the pressures of latent hostility when son Jesse (Mar Cellus, making his feature film debut) accuses him of running from his past after the death of his mother, Leon’s wife.  What exactly happens to her is not yet apparent other than an offscreen gunshot but the palpable tension between Woods and Cellus is worth noting in a handwringing moment of enmity around the first night’s campfire; a good tall tale sign that this camping trip is going to be doomed from the start.  This tension sets the stage for what’s to come, a missing son, aggressive bigots, murderous cultists, and a Netherworld lyncher, showcased with an awfully underutilized purpose and screentime appeal, especially being the titular villain.  “An Angry Boy’s” Scott Callenberg gets his chance to shine as an inhuman character, prosthetically made-up with burn scars, greasy strands of hair, and cladded darkly in country chic, but doesn’t have the room to spread havoc or really build the character who’s mostly reduced to lurking the background and letting the telekinesis-driven rope to asphyxiate those not in the know of cult activity.  There’s also a slew of throwaway characters that either are too short-lived to really flesh out their role, such as the eye-gouged, bedridden clairvoyant and the tied-up local Leon saves and becomes a flirtatious love interest/gun-toting assassin (see what I mean by not really understanding the character?) in Lindsay Dresbach (“Pitchfork”).  Except for LeJon Woods, the rest of the cast is comprised of mostly short film or background actors and actresses given the opportunity for an expanded principal performance, including Kaitlyn Lunardi, Rob Cardazone, Jefferson Cox, Daniel Martin Berkley, William Shuman, Ameerah Briggs, Jessy Holtermann, and Richard Lounello.

Riding parallel to “The Hangman’s” resurrected demon on Earth, a father and son’s struggle to grow in postmortem of the only woman in their lives, and the fact that there is one of the gates of Hell located in the West Virginia’s Appalachians premise, the story entails a rather barefaced, as well as slightly overtone, racism theme coursing through its veins.  The Confederate flag sporting rednecks and the all-white, Southern accent contingent of white people against a black man and his son shout bigotry as louds as possible through your personal media setup.  Yet, the Hangman himself is the very representation of lynching, a heinously taboo act that has become a stain on America history, typically executed by racially prejudice Southerners on black people when that simmering, seething hate turns red and vigilante justice rears its ugly head.   Though the villain doesn’t don a white hood and gown or perform any gesture of white power, to say Leon, a black man, who must stop the evilly monikered hangman from taking his son’s soul to Hell, is too big a coincidence to not call a spade a spade.  Wemple and Woods make it clear that Leon’s calling is to be a savior, the chosen heroic that can destroy the Hangman, but while the first two acts climb the ladder of an naïve hero, all the indicating signs point to arbitrary means met with arbitrary characters for Leon with no concrete reasoning why his being deceived into the gateway to Hell area is more than just serendipitous destiny, turning the last act of “The Hangman” into just a one man wrecking ball of hillbilly hell spawn that loses that fate-driven connotation.

“The Hangman” nooses a high-definition, 1080p Blu-ray from Epic Picture Group, the at-home distribution label of Dread Presents.  The AVC encoded, single-layered, BD25 has good curb appeal with negligible compression issues in the feature’s 2.00:1 widescreen aspect ratio, so we get a deeper, broader picture with less resolution flaws.  While the certain background or tree-top scenes present a good visual intake of a bird’s eye views, the grading resides to just above a flat overlay, likely within the 10th percentile of grading possibilities, resulting in a more natural tone.  Details are generally fine when in focus or out of the shadows, which is where the Hangman lurks most of his screentime.  The presented audio options are a lossy English Dolby Digital 5.1 and a Dolby Stereo 2.0.  Dialogue has clear and prominent staying power throughout the stock soundtrack that slightly chintzy the ambience audio works of self-acting rope and other mystical milestones whenever the hangman comes calling.  There’s not a ton of spatial volume to diffuse the audio with balance, leaving a lot of the milieu and action resonances as lopsided near the foreground.  English and Spanish subtitles are optionally available.  The Blu-rays special features include a Bruce Wemple commentary track, a making of featurette with interview snippets with LeJon Woods, a lengthier interview with writer-star LeJon Woods, and a deleted scene.  Physically, the deep scar recesses of “The Hangman”s” white-eyed face and long, unkempt hair becomes the front cover face of Dread’s conventional Blu-ray with a disc pressed with more fascination of a coiled hangman’s noose working down the center ring.  There are no tangible bonus materials included. The region free release comes not rated and has a runtime of 90 minutes. 

Last Rites: “The Hangman” won’t snap the neck of novelty and wanders off the path of the tangent, but does instill a strength of cause, a father-son bond that’s being challenged and motivated when threatened, backdropped by systemic racism.

“The Hangman” Now Available on Blu-ray!