Rabid Woman Weight Loss Program!

Call today! If you want to lose weight, genetically and with ton of side effects, check out this ad for the new extreme weight loss that really works!

Well sorta…

It’ll just turn you into a crazed lunatic and you’ll just not devour any human food…maybe just human flesh?

Want to join the ranks of EVIL? Its Bloggin’ Evil needs contributors!

Its Bloggin’ Evil needs a few good writers to keep website fresh and up to date with the latest and greatest of horror, thrillers, and exploitation. I’m looking for writers who are 18 or older with some writing experience in a blog atmosphere. I would run this blog all by myself if I could, but at the moment I can’t and need your help!

Please, send me a writing sample at TheEvilBlogger@gmx.com along with your name, age, and your favorite horror movie.

Also, I can’t pay you. I’m sorry. But think of this blog as a great entry level, internship, volunteer service to build up your resume and to fine tune your writing skills. Hell, if I can, I might hook you up with a screener or two. Maybe even an interview with an indie movie director and/or actor. Who knows. If you can currently provide your own material – whether new theatrical movies, retro movies, Op-eds, horror literature, horror gaming, etc – let me know in your submission e-mail as well.

(Groupon Deal) – Devil’s Woods for Shooting Zombies with Paintball guns!

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Live in New Jersey? Like Paintball? Dig killing zombies? Than this deal might be for you! The Devil Woods in Elmer, New Jersey is supposedly haunted and where you can enjoy two attracts.

“The woods of Pittsgrove are harboring more than just a few secrets. Late at night, when the wind whistles through the branches, ghouls come out to play. Lurking behind the trees, nightmares wait to leap out at whoever passes by while adventurers on the Haunted Walk huddle together in fear. But cowardice isn’t their only option. Devils Woods also lets them pick up high-powered paintball guns in the Zombie Shoot and fight back against the brain-hungry undead.”

Here are your deal options:
$14 for admission to the haunted walk or zombie shoot for two people ($24 value)
$28 for admission to the haunted walk or zombie shoot for four people ($48 value)
$28 for admission to the haunted walk and zombie shoot for two people ($48 value)
$56 for admission to the haunted walk and zombie shoot for four people ($96 value)
Devils Woods is open from Saturday, October 4, to Saturday, November 1

You can save on this novelty experience here. If the link doesn’t work, just go to Groupon.com and do a search near Elmer, New Jersey!

Trailer: Annabelle

Before The Conjuring, there was Annabelle. The new tagline for the upcoming spinoff film to James Wan’s The Conjuring in which a doll becomes possessed by a deranged cultist killer and forces itself into the lives of John and Mia Form.

What was the last creepy doll movie? Oh yea, another James Wan related film, Dead Silence and lets not forget about the doll in the Saw movies either. Wan has a major hard on for creepy killer dolls, but then again, dolls are absolutely horrific in the first place.

[POSTERS] Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead

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Nazi horror, aka Nazisploitation, is my bread and butter. With the fascination I have with Nazi culture and my love for horror, every Nazi horror movie is a win-win in my book.

Today, a new poster was revealed for “Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead” and it’s freakin’ awesome (and maybe a little offense to certain Christian going groups). This poster most likely won’t make it into movie theater marquees or hallways, but lets face it the movie itself will most likely not make the big screen. However, the sequel is due in Theaters October 10 helmed by “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters” director Tommy Wirkola and returns Norwegian actor Vegar Hoel.

They’re not just zombies. They’re Nazi zombies.

And there’s a lot of them. On the orders of a rotten Führer, the zombies from Dead Snow return to settle old German scores. In the continuation of the epic splatterfest from 2009, Martin, the sole survivor of the first movie, prove that there’s more badass shit in Northern Norway than even Nazi zombies would be prepared for. The table is set for a massive revenge epic, where blood, guts, brains and throats are not the only things dredged up from the darkness. Old hatred never rots.