No thoughts – just trailers. Isn’t that what you really want, anyway?
TUSK
Director – Kevin Smith
Cast – Justin Long
SEE NO EVIL 2
Director – Soska Sisters
Cast – Glen Jacobs, Katharine Isabelle, Danielle Harris
THE WALKING DEAD SEASON 5
Cast – Andrew Lincoln
I just came in my pants when I heard a Phantasm sequel was in the works and now a teaser trailer has been released. That was quick work, very quick work. Phantasm V: Ravager is written and directed by David Hartman along with series creator Don Coscarelli being a co-writer and having a lot of power when overseeing the production.
Angus Scrimm, Reggie Bannister, Michael Baldwin, Bill Thornbury, and Kat Lester are all making their grand return making the fifth installment feel legit. Bannister plays the relentless hunter of the Tall Man to where he comes face-to-face in the finale agains’t his long-life foe.
To be honest with you, I was not a very big fan of Machete. Robert Rodriguez’s concept of a vengeful former Mexican Federale out for blood came off as a neat idea when previewed as a spoof trailer from Grindhouse. And having the hard-ridden look of Danny Trejo portray the character is a match made in hell! What was not to love when the news broke that Rodriquez would actually be writing and directing a feature film a few years later. Yet, I was let down and the sort of slap-stick, roughly edited film just didn’t hold the same thrill as the trailer had spun into me.
Machete must have done well enough to warrant a sequel that I will surely grant audience, but the new poster feature Sofia Vergara and her machine gun tits just screams bland, same old exploitation by Robert Rodriequez, feeling the same similarity with From Dusk till Dawn and the crotch gun worn by Tom Savini. Does Robert Rodriguez feel that privates are ultimately dangerous and should be considered hands off in the eyes of a good Catholic? See the poster below.
Sofia Vergara and her heavy artillery.
Machete Kills does sport a motley crew of a cast that includes fallen angels as Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson. Also appearing would be William Sadler, Cuba Gooding Jr, Amber Heard and Lady Gaga. But of course this would not be a Robert Rodriguez film without his usual cast of actors such as Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Tom Savini, Antonio Banderas, and Electra and Elise Avellan. Machete Kills is slated for a September 13, 2013 release.
Now this item will go fast! Aggronautix.com has for pre-order a collector’s item that you can’t resist – a Lucio Fulci ZOMBIE bobble head!!! This 7-inch tall, polyresin bobble head is a limited edition 1,000 count figurine that will be include a numbered packaging and will ship out April 23rd. The price isn’t too shabby at all either with a $24.98 price tag at Aggronautix.com. Check it below.
MAIL CALL!
The mail man finally brought me my packages. As I tracked the package, I saw that the package shipped from Pittsburgh, went to Ohio for processing, traveled to Southeastern PA, then to Downingtown, PA which is two minutes from where I reside. However, when I thought the package would arrive the next day, my blood started to boil when I found that it was just processed in Jersey City, NJ. Gah! Five days later (after a weekend), my package finally arrived and I was relieved and now I can share with you what might the content be for future articles.
For the first time on It’s Bloggin’ Evil, I made a video post about what was received. This gives you a clear idea on the content that one might come across. Now not every film in this video will be reviewed here because their genres just aren’t evil enough, but I still think it’s interested to see what people can hunt down in flea markets, yard sales, Movie Stop’s used section, Walmart’s $5 dollar bin and so on. Also, don’t expect just movies on future video posts!
Hopefully you enjoy the video. I can be a dry talker at times, but I’m a bit camera shy and can get nervous. There is some bloopers and humorous remarks in this little over 8 minute video. Thanks again for watching and make sure you return from the grave and check out the evil to come.
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